Dota 2: The untold story of russians

Have you ever played a match of the popular online MOBA Dota 2?
If so, you probably encounterned one of ''them''.
They are the anti of everything Dota stands for and strives to be.
They will destroy your chances of winning with their natural hate for you and and everything you stand for.
Russians.
But why Russians you may ask? Story tells that some time ago two young travelers by the names of Nathan Drake and Mega Man traveled to the iradiated city of Chernobyl, Russia to find an answer.
Upon searching an abandoned hospital, Mega Man and Nathan Drake stumbled upon a gross monstrosity known as Matthew McConaughey.
His face was swollen and covered his eyes.
His legs were those of elephants.
In awe, Mega Man approached him, wondering if Matthew was still alive.
They came closer to him enough to see his features in disgusting detail.
Then all of a sudden.....
watch video to find out... what you don't want to see the video because its 2spooky4you?
Fine i will tell here right here...
A SKELETON WITH A DANGLING EYE POPPED OUT WEARING A CLOAK!!